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King Hagen Wisdom
King Scarl Jokes
King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom...

"One should never assume that an enemy is like the heart of a Hopso," you exclaim thoughtfully.

He ponders all that you have said.


Well, it could have been worse.



King Hagan Says:
I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that!
I'll give you 52 Neopoints for the effort, though.

Perhaps a bit of studying will help you before you return tomorrow.
King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: What did the blueberry say to a bad case of D'Achoo?
A: You can't Battle Boogie Tigermice!



Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 666 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

King Skarl hands you:

Tasty Turnip Tartar

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: What do you call a family of Boogie ?
A: A tin of snot !





Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.



King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...
I'll give you 45 Neopoints for the effort.

You should try again tomorrow.

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: Where do you keep a school of Faerie Koi ?
A: A cloud !



Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 703 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

King Skarl hands you:

Sludge Pie

He also gives you 142 Neopoints!
King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: What do you call a bad case of D'Achoo?
A: A curse of Boogie Boogie berries!



Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 626 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

King Skarl hands you:

Gruel

He also gives you 93 Neopoints!
King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: How do you stop a pack of Doglefox ?
A: You can't !



Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 619 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

King Skarl hands you:

Bag of Peas